The Closet Professor

Too Darn Hot

It’s too darn hot

It’s too darn hot

I’d like to sup with my baby tonight

Refill the cup with my baby tonight

I’d like to sup with my baby tonight

Refill the cup with my baby tonight

But I ain’t up to my baby tonight

‘Cause it’s too darn hot

It’s too darn hot

It’s too darn hot

I’d like to coo with my baby tonight

And pitch the woo with my baby tonight

I’d like to coo with my baby tonight

And pitch the woo with my baby tonight

But brother, you fight my baby tonight

‘Cause it’s too darn hot

According to the Kinsey Report, ev’ry average man you know

Much prefers his lovey-dovey to court

When the temperature is low

But when the thermometer goes ‘way up

And the weather is sizzling hot

Mister, pants for romance is not

‘Cause it’s too, too, too darn hot

It’s too darn hot

It’s too, too darn hot

I’d like to coo with my baby tonight

And pitch the woo with my baby tonight

I’d like to coo with my baby tonight

And pitch the woo with my baby tonight

But brother, you fight my baby tonight

‘Cause it’s too darn hot

According to the Kinsey Report, ev’ry average man you know

Much prefers his lovey-dovey to court

When the temperature is low

But when the thermometer goes ‘way up

And the weather is sizzling hot

Mr. Gob for his squab

A marine for his queen

A G.I. for his cutie-pie is not

‘Cause it’s too, too, too darn hot

It’s too darn hot

It’s too darn hot

It’s too darn hot

It’s too darn hot

It’s too darn hot

Songwriter: Cole Porter