Monthly Archives: August 2012

Some Christians are Gay. Get Over It!

Do you ever feel hated by the world for being a gay Christian?  We’re not just persecuted for being gay; the gay community’s not too fond of our Christian beliefs either, especially if it makes more than a marginal difference in our lives.

That’s why Jesus’ words in this week’s Bible passage are so meaningful for us.  Although his comments were addressed directly to his followers and refer to their dealings with the Jewish community of their day, in many ways they apply to us in our dealings with both the Christian community and the secular world.

John 15:18-21; 16:1-4 (NASB)If the world hates you, you know that it has hated Me before it hated you. If you were of the world, the world would love its own; but because you are not of the world, butI chose you out of the world, because of this the world hates you. Remember the word that I said to you, ‘ A slave is not greater than his master.’ If they persecuted Me, they will also persecute you; if they kept My word, they will keep yours also. But all these things they will do to you for My name’s sake, because they do not know the One who sent Me.These things I have spoken to you so that you may be kept from stumbling. They will make you outcasts from the synagogue, but an hour is coming for everyone who kills you to think that he is offering service to God. These things they will do because they have not known the Father or Me.  But these things I have spoken to you, so that when their hour comes, you may remember that I told you of them. These things I did not say to you at the beginning, because I was with you.

When you feel lonely in your struggle, come back to this passage and remember the One who endured that hate and persecution first.  God is with you, even now.

I don’t know about you, but there are times I don’t even want to be called a Christian.  When my non-Christian friends talk about the hypocrisy and self-righteousness they observe in many Christians, I can’t honestly disagree with them.  I see the same things, and it makes me angry.  In some cultures today, Christians are known more for hypocrisy than for grace, and that’s a terrible shame.
But I have to remind myself that these things made Jesus angry, too.  The Jesus I serve is the same Jesus who spent his time eating with the most obvious sinners of his day without condemning them.  He’s the same Jesus who spoke up for an adulteress when the rest of the town was ready to stone her for her sin.  And he’s the same Jesus who reserved his harshest words for the religious leaders, angrily denouncing them as “sons of hell.”
Next time you get angry at hypocritical Christians who turn people away from God, read this passage and know that God is angry with you.

Matthew 23:13-28 (NASB)” But woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites,because you shut off the kingdom of heaven from people; for you do not enter in yourselves, nor do you allow those who are entering to go in. Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites, because you devour widows’ houses, and for a pretense you make long prayers; therefore you will receive greater condemnation.“Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites, because you travel around on sea and land to make one proselyte; and when he becomes one, you make him twice as much a son of hell as yourselves.Woe to you, blind guides, who say, ‘ Whoever swears by the temple, that is nothing; but whoever swears by the gold of the temple is obligated.’ You fools and blind men!Which is more important, the gold or the temple that sanctified the gold? And, ‘Whoever swears by the altar,that is nothing, but whoever swears by the offering on it, he is obligated.’ You blind men, which is more important, the offering, or the altar that sanctifies the offering? Therefore, whoever swears by the altar, swears both by the altar and by everything on it. And whoever swears by the temple, swears both by the temple and by Him who dwells within it. And whoever swears by heaven,swears both by the throne of God and by Him who sits upon it.” Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you tithe mint and dill and cumin, and have neglected the weightier provisions of the law: justice and mercy and faithfulness; but these are the things you should have done without neglecting the others. You blind guides, who strain out a gnat and swallow a camel!“Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you clean the outside of the cup and of the dish, but inside they are full of robbery and self-indulgence. You blind Pharisee, first clean the inside of the cup and of the dish, so that the outside of it may become clean also.” Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you are like whitewashed tombs which on the outside appear beautiful, but inside they are full of dead men’s bones and all uncleanness. So you, too, outwardly appear righteous to men, but inwardly you are full of hypocrisy and lawlessness.

Notice how strong the language in this passages is.  Do you understand why Jesus was so angry?  Are you ever guilty of hypocrisy, ungrace, or other behaviors that might give Christians a bad name?

The church is made up of fallible human beings, so sometimes our pride gets in the way of becoming what the body of Christ is intended to be.  Nevertheless, what does this passage tell us about God’s character as well as God’s plans for us as Christians?

Moment of Zen: Snuggling with a Kitty

When I come home from a hard day of teaching, my lovely cat HRH (my blog nickname for her) is always there to make me feel better.  She sits at the window each day during the school year waiting for 3 PM so that she can meet me at the door.  I know that is where she waits because it overlooks the driveway, and I hear her distinctive thump as she jumps down from my chest of drawers to stand go stand at the top of the stairs.  There she waits for me to unlock the door and then comes bounding down the stairs to greet me.  I usually put my stuff down and lay down for a few minutes upstairs where she crawls into the crook of my arm and on my chest, much like the above picture, and we have our cuddle time.  I pet her as she purrs.  HRH is a wonderful companion and has been a happy addition to my home for nearly fourteen years.

Matthew Mitcham

In a move that surely has adoring fansaround the world crossing their fingers, gay Australian Olympic diver Matthew Mitcham tweeted that he would dive naked if he wins gold at the London games:
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Though Mitcham — one of the few openly gay athletes competing in London — has generated quite a stir with his covers of “Single Ladies” and the “Family Guy” theme, this stunt would surely take the viral cake.
Sadly, as the sports news aggregation site SB Nation notes, “Mitcham has been fighting an abdominal injury and the 10-meter field is stacked.”
The Men’s 10-meter Platform competition is today and tomorrow.  Good Luck, Matthew.

Taking a Breather

School starts back on less than a week and there is so much to be done before the summer is over, so I am taking a breather from my blog today.

The Closet Professor on Etsy

The Closet Professor on Etsy
You may or may  not have noticed, but either way, I want to draw your attention to a new addition to my blog.    Above just under the banner, you will see a tab for an additional page on this blog titled “The Closet Professor on Etsy,” and to the right just below the painting of “David and Me” by Steve Walker, you will see a smaller version of the above image that if clicked will take you to my new Etsy page. The Closet Professor now has a storefront on Etsy. Etsy’s mission is to empower people to change the way the global economy works. They see a world in which very-very small businesses have much-much more sway in shaping the economy, local living economies are thriving everywhere, and people value authorship and provenance as much as price and convenience. They are bringing heart to commerce and making the world more fair, more sustainable, and more fun.

My Favorite Piece of Jewelry
The Gay Christian Pride Anklet

I decided to join Etsy as a way to sell some of the crafts that I make in my spare time.  Over the course of the summer, some of the other faculty at my school and I have gotten together for a weekly craft day.  At first, I merely sat there and socialized, but one of them convinced me to take some of their beads and fashion a necklace and earrings.  I realized that I had a bit of a knack for making jewelry, and it was quite an enjoyable experience. You will find gay themed and Christian themed jewelry at my Etsy Store as well as some women’s jewelry that I also make.

When it comes closer to the Christmas season, I will be adding some Christmas wreaths that I have been making for the last several years but have only given them as gifts.  Now they will be for sale and will be shipped directly to you.  If there is something you like in my store but would like it personalized or custom made in some way, I will do my best to accommodate your wishes.

Private school teachers tend to make roughly half what public school teachers make, but we have more freedom in what we teach.  However, because of the low pay, it would be nice to make a little extra money, and making craft goods with my hands is something that I can do while also relaxing my mind from a long day of teaching.

Check out The Closet Professor on Etsy and let me know what you think.


A Shakespearean Contrast of Ideal Beauty

The following two poems are my favorite Shakespearean sonnets.  You have probably heard the first many times before, but you may not have read the second.  In the well-known Sonnet 18, the speaker compares his beloved to the summer season, and argues that his beloved is better. He also states that his beloved will live on forever through the words of the poem.  Sonnet 130 satirizes the concept of ideal beauty that was a convention of literature and art in general during the Elizabethan era. Influences originating with the poetry of ancient Greece and Rome had established a tradition of this, which continued in Europe’s customs of courtly love and in courtly poetry, and the work of poets such as Petrarch. It was customary to praise the beauty of the object of one’s affections with comparisons to beautiful things found in nature and heaven, such as stars in the night sky, the golden light of the rising sun, or red roses.  The images conjured by Shakespeare in both sonnets were common ones that would have been well-recognized by a reader or listener of this sonnet.



Sonnet 18
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate;
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date;
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm’d;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature’s changing course untrimm’d;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander’st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow’st:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

Sonnet 130

My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.

–William Shakespeare





Colby Melvin: Model

Andrew Christian has a lot of things going for them. They’ve got a cult-like following, awesome underwear, and Colby Melvin, the 5’8″ Southern boy with a charming-as-heck Southern accent. He’s just about as endearing, nice and ambitious as they come, too. If you’ve seen the newest Andrew Christian video “Jockstrap Cowboys,” you definitely know who Colby is. If you haven’t, get on it. And make sure you watch the just released behind the scenes videos, too.

Originally from Louisiana, Colby has a degree from Spring Hill College in Mobile, AL in Psychology and lived and went to school there for 4 years, then worked there for a year.  Colby worked for the BP oil spill as a project manager in the command center. This position landed him a job for a maritime holding company that he lost when his boss found out he way gay. So he moved to Houston.



He had been in Houston a week when he was asked to help out at a benefit for the Houston Buyers Club. Colby said that he had never been exposed to gay culture until his arrival in Houston. “It was sort of culture shock walking into my first gay pool party wearing my first speedo. After that party I was asked to work a few more parties for several other nonprofits. It was at the Outreach United pool party where I was asked at the last minute to model one of the swimsuits from Bayou Beau.” Before he became a model for Andrew Christian, he modeled underwear for Bayou Beau, a Houston based underwear company.

When asked in an interview about doing frontal nudity, (he shows his cute little bum quite a bit for Andrew Christian) Colby said, “I do think we need stronger role models in the gay community. You know, when kids are coming out and they’re looking for who to look up to and are trying to figure out how to be gay–I think that, while I have a ton of friends who are porn stars and do porn and everything, I think we need a more diverse selection of role models for the up and coming gay generation. And, yeah of course, I’m in this video and that photo, but I’m really into philanthropy and everything. And I don’t want to cross the line of ‘Here’s my frontal nudity’ and become vulgar.” While in Houston, most of his modeling had been for charity.  He modeled for the Osito Foundation’s Jocks for Jocks, Pool Parties for Outreach, Live Consortium, and Houston Buyers Club, all events he never received a penny to get in his undies.

When asked about being comfortable with his body, Colby responded that “I don’t have the perfect body but I’m comfortable with it and that’s a message I want to put out there, too, for all of these troubled teens and people that are struggling with coming out and body image issues. Just love yourself. That’s what I’m trying to do.”

Colby Melvin is a total cutie and appears to be a cool role model.  I think he would agree with the message to love ourselves and those around us. We should be comfortable with who we are, and I wish Colby all the success in his life.


God’s Priorities

Suppose Jesus came to visit you today and you had the opportunity to talk to him.  What would you ask him?
Or imagine that God spoke to you in a booming voice from the heavens as you were sitting at your computer just now.  If God told you to do something, saying that it was more important than anything you had ever been asked to do before, would you do it?
As Christians, we want to know about God’s will for our lives, and we want to understand God’s priorities.  Sometimes we may think to ourselves, “If only I knew what God wanted me to do… but I don’t know!”
You’ve probably read this passage many times before, and you’ve probably heard preachers mention it in sermons so often that you’re sick of it.  In fact, I’ve used it on this blog before. But today, as you read it, think about how profound this is:  Jesus Christ is telling us exactly what God’s top priorities are.

Mark 12:28-34 (NASB)One of the scribes came and heard them arguing, andrecognizing that He had answered them well, asked Him, “What commandment is the foremost of all?” Jesus answered, “The foremost is, ‘ Hear, O Israel! The Lord our God is one Lord; and you shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind, and with all your strength.’  The second is this, ‘ You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no other commandment greater than these.” The scribe said to Him, “Right, Teacher; You have truly stated that He is One, and there is no one else besides Him;   and to love Him with all the heart and with all the understanding and with all the strength, and to love one’s neighbor as himselfis much more than all burnt offerings and sacrifices.”  When Jesus saw that he had answered intelligently, He said to him, “You are not far from the kingdom of God.” After that, no one would venture to ask Him any more questions.

If these are God’s #1 and #2 priorities, they should be ours as well.  Stop and think for a moment: have you been acting according to these priorities today, or has something else been more important to you?  If your words and actions this week were judged according to this standard, how would they hold up?  What can you change in your life, or commit to do in the future, to more accurately reflect these priorities?
How about this week?  Tonight?  Right now?

Moment of Zen: Summer

He just looks like summer to me.

Funny Friday