June 27, 2014

Alabama Summer

By Joe

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I saw this on Mac’s blog Yummy of the Day. It was the Funny of the Day the other day, and some of you may have seen it, but it was just too good not to repost. It’s the end of June and about to be July and everyone here in Alabama is sweating like a whore in church. It’s hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sack. In fact, it’s so hot, the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs, and it’s gonna stay hotter n’ hell’s basement on the day of reckoning until at least late October.

And one more southernisms for y’all, since I’m going to have a pretty busy day today (running errands with my granny), I will be busier than a cat buryin’ shit on a marble floor.

About Joe

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I began my life in the South and for five years lived as a closeted teacher, but am now making a new life for myself as an oral historian in New England. I think my life will work out the way it was always meant to be. That doesn't mean there won't be ups and downs; that's all part of life. It means I just have to be patient. I feel like October 7, 2015 is my new birthday. It's a beginning filled with great hope. It's a second chance to live my life…not anyone else's. My profile picture is "David and Me," 2001 painting by artist Steve Walker. It happens to be one of my favorite modern gay art pieces. View all posts by Joe
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