I went to the southern restaurant in Montpelier for lunch yesterday with a fellow southerner. The food was good, but the yummiest thing was not on the menu. It was our waiter. He was fine as wine. I’m pretty sure he wasn’t gay but damn was he good looking. Jet black hair and black eyes. He was model worthy. Perfect white straight teeth and a bit of scruff on his face. I’d love to have gotten into his Fruit of the Looms.