We have all experienced this: you are going about your day, and then you see him, a man so gorgeous that he makes you weak in the knees. It’s usually in the most unexpected places (and sometimes expected places, but I’m talking about a regular guy, not a model, go-go boy, etc., that you expect to be hot). For me, he is often a waiter or a barista. Sometimes, it’s the UPS guy (where does UPS find these hot guys anyway? And they all seem hot. Did anyone ever see the TikTok videos from Front Porch Ninja? He’s deleted all his videos, but damn, he was hot! I’ve gotten sort of off-topic.). I have a weakness for guys in the service industry. I always have.
In my case, it was when I walked into a Subway restaurant a few days ago. I didn’t see him at first; a young lady was waiting on the woman in front of me. Then, he came out from the back and asked for my order. He was tall and slender with short-cropped hair. He had a tattoo peeking out from his short-sleeved shirt. Then, he turned around, and there it was a beautiful round butt. His pants weren’t even tight, but you could tell it was a glorious ass. The whole package was perfection, but when he smiled, I got weak in the knees.
When I say this guy was good-looking, he looked a lot like the guy in the picture above. He wasn’t some twink who was cute and just fun to look at, but a man probably in his late twenties or early thirties, tall and with a face and body that could have been carved from a Rennaisance sculpture. I’ve got a feeling I might be eating Subway sandwiches more often.
The sad thing about these kinds of situations is that you know he’s unattainable, most likely because he’s straight, but that does not stop the fantasies in your head and all the dirty things you’d like to do with him. Ok, maybe I was just horny and sex-deprived, but whenever I see a guy like this, unexpectedly and oh-so-handsome, it just brightens my day.
Have a great Friday and a lovely weekend, everyone.
Joe
The Closet Professor 
April 14th, 2023 at 10:39 am
I see the Subway guy took your migraine away. Bottle that and sell it. Next migraine episode, I know where you’re headed. Lol
April 14th, 2023 at 11:42 am
I wish he had taken away my migraine, but alas, I still woke up with it this morning. I just decided everyone is probably tired of me complaining about my migraine
April 14th, 2023 at 10:47 am
I feel you on this one. The UPS guy that delivered to the office I previously worked at was stunning. Tanned, mounds of curly, dark blonde hair and green eyes. Slender but muscular. Perfection!
Have a great weekend.
April 14th, 2023 at 6:40 pm
Totally understand this one…
The hot barista at Starbucks (significantly greater possibility he was gay) that I’d smile at regularly (who I’m confident was “flirting” with me, who knew my bev of choice, and wore the nice, snug fitting shirts. My dreamy guy with the trim hair and scruffy face. And then I notice the ring. 😭
April 17th, 2023 at 2:13 pm
Ouch! Sorry, Steve.