Plot Description for Abraham Lincoln’s Big, Gay Dance Party
A fourth-grade Christmas pageant in Abraham Lincoln’s rural Illinois hometown sets off a firestorm of controversy when it calls into question Abraham Lincoln’s sexuality. Each of the play’s three acts lets the audience see the story through a different character’s viewpoint — and at each performance the audience decides in which order the acts are performed, creating a Rubik’s-like theatrical event. Finally, a truly democratic theatergoing experience! What could be more American than that?
The notion that Lincoln was a homosexual also portrays nearly perfectly two of my major pet peeves with historians. First, much of the argument is taken out of its historical context, and second, the authors who expound on this notion have no historical objectivity. I will explain these two pet peeves of mine as I relate the supposed homosexuality of Abraham Lincoln. Mostly, I will explain what is wrong with the theories of Lincoln’s homosexuality. If you are not familiar with the arguments concerning Lincoln’s homosexuality, please read the suggested readings below first. I am including them before my argument because as I was writing this, I realized that it was quite long already, and I decided to let the actual discussion of Lincoln’s homosexuality to be in these articles, while most of this post will be mainly a refutation of The Intimate World of Abraham Lincoln
by C. A. Tripp.
Suggested Readings:
In The Intimate World of Abraham Lincoln, C. A. Tripp contends that Lincoln had erotic attractions and attachments to men throughout his life, from his youth to his presidency. He further argues that Lincoln’s relationships with women were either invented by biographers (his love of Ann Rutledge) or were desolate botches (his courtship of Mary Owens and his marriage to Mary Todd). Tripp is not the first to argue that Lincoln was homosexual — earlier writers have parsed his friendship with Joshua Speed, the young store owner he lived with after moving to Springfield, Ill. — but he assembles a mass of evidence and tries to make sense of it.
Tripp died in May 2003, after finishing the manuscript of this book, which means he never had a chance to fix its flaws. Tripp alternates shrewd guesses and modest judgments with bluster and fantasy. He drags in references to Alfred Kinsey (with whom he once worked) to give his arguments a (spurious) scientific sheen. And he has an ax to grind. Not only did he work with Kinsey, but Tripp was a well-known gay activist and psychologist. By the way, psychologists who write psycho-history are often the worst type of historians. They have very little understanding of the craft and they use their knowledge of psychology to interpret historical data. The same goes for most journalists, who do not have the same standards as historians when it comes to citing their sources. Psychologists who write history too often apply Freudian and Jungian psychology to people who had never had any knowledge of this type of psychoanalyzing. 
Intimacy between men was much more common and less sexually laced in the 19th century than it was in the later part of the 20th century. In 19th century America men commonly slept with other men. For example, when lawyers and judges traveled “the circuit” with Lincoln, the lawyers often slept “two in a bed and eight in a room.” William H. Herndon recalled, “I have slept with 20 men in the same room.” A tabulation of historical sources shows that Lincoln slept with at least 11 boys and men during his youth and adulthood. There are no known instances in which Lincoln tried to suppress knowledge or discussion of such arrangements, and in some conversations, raised the subject himself. Tripp, who was not aware of this large number of Lincoln’s male co-sleepers, discusses only three of them at length: Joshua Speed, William Greene, and Charles Derickson.
Tripp and other gay activists have an agenda to prove Lincoln’s homosexuality. He is seen as the father of the Republican Party, an American political party known for its many anti-gay members and platforms. Their objectivity is shot to hell because they are not attempting to give their readers an intimate look at the private life of Abraham Lincoln, but to discredit the Republican Party. For me, this takes away much of the credibility of advocates of Lincoln’s homosexuality. I am no fan of the Republican Party. I largely find the modern Republican Party to be defined by what it hates and not what it is for; however, the same could be said for the Democratic Party. American politics is a divisive politics of hate. If someone writing history is blinded by that hate, they cannot see the error of their historical argument. They apply modern interpretations to situations that do not warrant modernity. Yes, the Civil War in America, the mid-19th century was a turning point in the history of America. It is a period of transitioning from the early republic to the modern era. Yet, this transition was not even complete by 1877 when Reconstruction ended. Therefore, modern interpretations of events are null and void.
I love nothing more than a great historical figure to be homosexual. We have some great ones and some evil ones. However, I find it very hard to believe that Lincoln was homosexual. You are more than welcome to disagree with me if you like (that is, if anyone is actually reading this). Please leave your comments in the comment section or email me directly.
Joe
The Closet Professor 