My favorite holiday of the year is Halloween. It’s the day when we don’t have to wear our masks anymore. I think that this is the reason why it has long been a favorite holiday for gay men. Happy Halloween…I hope you get a TRICK and a TREAT.
If I were dressing up for Halloween (I’m teaching tonight, so no partying), my cheap costume might have been “Safe Sex Worker.”
I’d raid my home improvement tool box for tool belt, knee pads and hard hat. I’d raid my bedside table toy box for dildo, condoms and lube. Mark the dildo with 1″ increments and put in hammer strap of tool belt. Other pockets hold condoms and lube.
Then print up business cards:
Safe Sex Worker
I’d dress in a blue collar shirt, jock, jeans, knee pads, tool belt and boots.
I’d pass out the cards. Use my measuring dildo for estimates. Where I would go from there is up to how the night progressed. Keep it safe.
What are you going to be for Halloween? (By the way, I actually went as the devil this year.)
CHEAPEST, GAYEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS HALLOWEEN COSTUMES BY: JOE THOMPSON
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