I was playing on tumblr last night and came across a pretty funny pick up line:
Do you have pet insurance? (When they answer no) Too bad because your pussy is getting smashed tonight.
Here’s another one: you pick up a sugar packet and hand it to a guy and say, “You lost your name tag.”
One more: Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass.
So do you know any funny pick up lines? Have you ever used a pick up line and what was it? Have you had someone use a pick up line on you? Are pick up lines ever successful?
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I began my life in the South and for five years lived as a closeted teacher, but am now making a new life for myself as an oral historian in New England. I think my life will work out the way it was always meant to be. That doesn't mean there won't be ups and downs; that's all part of life. It means I just have to be patient. I feel like October 7, 2015 is my new birthday. It's a beginning filled with great hope. It's a second chance to live my life…not anyone else's.
My profile picture is "David and Me," 2001 painting by artist Steve Walker. It happens to be one of my favorite modern gay art pieces.
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I was playing on tumblr last night and came across a pretty funny pick up line:
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